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- Less is not more, more is more. I want just right.
- Webapps are not a suboptimal way to provide broken...
- That's why they make chocolate, vanilla, and pista...
- If you're having a decaf cappucino made with soy m...
- Shoes are the best part of being human.
- There's never enough time for you to do all the th...
- The human body needs a serious redesign.
- The only thing that really matters is your sexual ...
- People are not like sheep.
- People say Stalin was an evil man,
- Some people really shouldn't drink.
- I told you so.
- You know what would make a good Valentine's Day pr...
- I could be a saint too, but you don't see me going...
- We're bigger than Slashdot!
- Google will never be challenged because they have ...
- The square root of 2 is none of our business.
- None of you post comments because you are intimida...
- You can always trust what someone sings. Lyrics ne...
- A lot of things have been invented, and they will ...
- If you are awakened from cryogenic sleep in the fa...
- Being this smart and sexy isn't always easy.
- Stephen Colbert should get a mohawk and wear a gol...
- It should be called "soy water", not "soy milk".
- Books are a waste of time. Nobody reads any more.
- Mark will really enjoy this blog.
- The Jews could have peace if only they would accep...
- Blue ink tastes better than black ink.
- Uranium, polonium, plutonium, selenium. Who are th...
- All the good TLA's are taken. Everybody should sta...
- But let's not go overboard and start using entire ...
- Muppets are unnatural and demonic.
- I can "Take all I want" or I can "Eat all I take" ...
- What do kids like? Kids love hockey.
- And what else do kids like? Monkeys.
- If the President really wanted to catch Osama bin ...
- If animals could talk they would probably say, "Do...
- Rich people are skinnier than poor people because ...
- Building a relationship is like playing with Legos.
- Every letter in the alphabet has a word in English...
- Where would you be without me?
- Life isn't fair.
- The bottom of a shoe should not be called a sole.
- Eggos should be an egg with a hole in the middle, ...
- I think I should copyright and trademark the $ sym...
- Although it sounds healthy you should not eat the ...
- Frosting is always better than icing.
- In elections, may the best man win.
- Nothing makes people happier than a puppy.
- Where have all the flowers gone?
- No matter how drunk you are don't agree to be the ...
- Unicorns are stupid.
- But pegasi are cool.
- I've said it before and I'll say it again.
- Huckabee is a great name for a President.
- Maybe I don't actually need both cups.
- Anime would be better without all the cartoons.
- Vanilla pudding would make a better bread spread t...
- Tight shoes are better than tight underwear.
- In the future...
- Nobody cares which operating system you prefer.
- Evolution is a big government scam...
- Newark New Jersey is the new New Delhi.
- Ben Stiller has been in many good movies...
- Commenters, I am not exactly like your wife.
- Killing is murder.
- We can all agree the Writers' Strike is a bad thin...
- Hulk would smash Kermit.
- They call it an ice cream "cake", but you really s...
- You can safely ignore any email sent from a Blackb...
- Vampires are cooler than werewolves.
- But werewolves are more fun at a party.
- Jamba Juice should offer some new boosts.
- Nina Totenberg is still hot.
- Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson...
- If you wear contact lenses...
- Dots are better than stripes.
- Contact lenses are stupid.
- Flowers are nice.
- If it disappeared tomorrow, no one would miss YouT...
- Blonde highlights on brown hair is so over.
- Rhinoplasty is the opposite of what you thought it...
- Presidential politics would insult the intelligenc...
- This is the coolest blog EVAR!
- No one learns anything in a meeting...
- Frozen yogurt tastes weird
- Pie is always better than cake
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2 comments:
You have become exactly like my wife. Except she's got much better hair and much fairer skin.
I'm lad to know my skin is jsut as good as hers, if somewhat darker.
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