This exercise in silliness need go no further.

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You know I am.
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It's time to throw out all previously developed software and start completely over.

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DAVE WAS WRONG. DAVE WAS WRONG. DAVE WAS WRONG.

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Mailee?

Yes, that is what the kids are calling it now.

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The wing is the drumstick of the white meat.

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You have to try harder than that.

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It's really smart to keep your knowledge workers as ignorant as possible.

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Stop submitting that story, the editor has already posted that.

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It's important to follow your doctor's advice, even though it never helps.

Am I right?