You knw what's good? Painkillers are good.

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This is NOT Andrew's house.

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What happened to Atlantis? Two words - Candy Floss.

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It is just a little demoralising to have everything you do undermined by random happenstance.

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It is probably unethical for me to be posting this on the iPhone of the chatty woman at the next table, even if I do put it back in her purse.

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You should always fill in the circle completely.

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I can't type very fast, but it won't matter if you will read slower.

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You are so glad I'm back.

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Words typed solely with the left hand have a neater appearance.

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You shouldn't say Stephen Hawking is lazy just because he sits there all day.

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Typing without the use of your arms goes slower than at first you'd think.

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Somebody should purchase the rights to make a manga from this blog.

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That Hillary Obama McClintcain person doesn't seem very nice.

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Mangoes are enzymatically delicious.

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The best way to get something done is to tell someone else that it's their responsibility to do it.

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How many good ideas do you have every day? Not as many as me.

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If you are to be executed and they ask you what you want for your last meal, choose bubble gum.

And just keep right on chewing for the next eighty years.

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Orange is the perfect color for a vest.

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Somebody should make a rocking chair with a laptop desk attachment.

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If we learn anything from comic books it is that most problems can be solved by punching somebody.

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